theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

thisisnotamarisa:

crimsonbladealex:

jimdoesntcarrey:

we’ve spent 7 weeks in a photoshop class at school and this is all my friend has to show for it

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Time well spent.

Are we not gonna talk about how great that pun is though?

are you being anything for halloween?
Anonymous

itsbetterthananal:

a disappointment to my family

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

welcome to my twisted ankle

alphabitches:

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my anaconda don’t…

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween