wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..image

LETS BECOME DIABETES

sodamnrelatable:

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this should constantly be on my dash just every few days

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

wheezy how can i get my husband to buy me more ice cream

wheezytumblr:

Subliminally. Say things like, “The other day I rounded a corner and there was a clown. I-cecreamed.” Or “I really angered my friend Isaac the other day and boy did Isaac-ream me out.”

Or just buy your own dang ice cream!