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because you needed this on your blog … at night

lifeandallitslies:

so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video

 

creepy as fuck

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Tagged as: #lol 
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me: *tells joke*
me: *laughs hysterically*
me: God I'm hilarious!
me: *sighs*
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tyleroakley:

The best rating system.

seems right

tyleroakley:

The best rating system.

seems right


looking at myself: why

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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was-hed-out:

I’m peeing myself

was-hed-out:

I’m peeing myself

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