October 2011
When the alarm clock goes off on a Monday... →
Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
A llama. I like it!
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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That Moment When...
bighiga: Lose a friend on Facebook Lose a friend on Tumblr Error on Facebook Error on Tumblr
Oct 7th
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Sexy and I know it!
questcrew4life: <3
Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Seeing all these pictures from ISA make me...
thoseasiansonyoutube: I’m looking through all the pictures like: And want to do this to my computer: But then I realize that I can watch videos later:
Oct 7th
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WHEN I EAT AN ICE-CREAM
EXPECTATION: REALITY:
Oct 7th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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