Chops de oro para Balotelli
prohibidopulsarelboton: Pues sí, Forocoches lo ha vuelto a hacer. Tras la celebración del segundo gol ante Alemania en la semifinal de la Eurocopa, Balotelli posó de esta guisa cual Hulk. Ahí van los chops: …knew it
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
ROYAL WEDDING QUICK VERSION.
Relatives: Oh my god! You're so beautiful, you should be a model look at you, wow!
People at school: Here comes Quasimodo.
at school: can you stop talking because i don't care
odairitis: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
Things that annoy me
slow internet when the internet is slow when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly something that moves slowly called the internet
me: You're perfect
me: You are the most beautiful thing i've ever laid eyes on
me: Marry me
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
wrong size shoeeee
narcissistmanifesto: shelpee: i never know who im “”“supposed”“” to follow omg your heart
if i had to choose a gif that described my life
insert celebrity name here: i was bullied at school
dont like people or you will get feelings and die